While I totally understand the point you're driving at, I can tell you (as someone who has worked in humanitarian relief) that donating things like canned goods and bottled water is an extremely inefficient way of helping the people of Haiti. Consider the logistics and cultural issues of giving a person in Haiti who has lost his/her home a can of, say, chicken noodle soup. Does he/she have a can-opener? A heat source? Is chicken noodle soup a culturally appropriate food? Moreover, relief agencies then have to start checking the expiration dates on, and cataloguing, the cans that they're distributing, before shipping these extremely heavy items...this would be a HUGE waste of resources. Bottled water, in turn, would be difficult and expensive to ship. It would also create plastic bottle waste in an already polluted environment (because people would surely end up donating those little 12oz bottles that they drink, not realizing that Haitians would need gallons for cooking and drinking, not to mention basic hygiene, etc). It's much more cost-efficient for aid agencies, which have established supply chains, to provide things like filtration systems, which are durable (don't create waste) and allow for continuous supply of clean water, and bulk food (rice, flour, sorghum, etc - depending on the circumstances) that is culturally appropriate to the people in need. While you can argue the morality of taking money from strip clubs, etc, the fact is that sending money is the best thing that we can do.

then why stop at lapdances.. why not start HOOKIN FOR HAITI??...

money is money when people desperately need it. period.