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The Tee’s are by far the crayziest decade to ever hit this planet. Here’s a little look back --posted as both an injectable memesplice and in olfash txt for both Luddites and nostalgia's sake-- at the decade that was and will be (thanks to the continuum slip of 2017!)

December 23, 2012 - The End of The World [As We Knew It]
Turns out the Mayans were right, the world actually ended in a very colorful display of some wonderful pyrotechnics. There were flesh eating unicorns and rabid inanimate objects and renegade mimes for some reason. I think I speak for all of us in saying that was the bombest party ever!!!

December 22, 2012- March 14, 2014- The Great Hangover
Who can forget? Who wants to remember?

August 17, 2014- Rupert Murdoch buys the moon
That’s right; this was the time that Rupert Murdoch went too far. He bought the entire moon under shady circumstances and built a steak cannon capable of launching meat at the planet Earth in a very vexatious fashion.

May 7, 2016- Asteroid impact
After Earth’s collision with Asteroid 2003 QQ47 and traveling through the wormhole that subsequently opened up, we had a pretty epic battle with the hamburger people of the planet Gorboth from the 9th dimension; that was fun. We ended world hunger but unfortunately it had much worse implications for the world’s obesity epidemic.

January 1, 2017- Lady Gaga turns in to a dragon
It made for a great music video but an even better test for the newly developed lasercats! What was even cooler is that she proved that dragon scales are actually somewhat laser resistant.

April 14, 2018- Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back in time
We all knew the governator meant business when he began pursuing a political career, but he took it to the next level by going cyborg and traveling back in time. Unfortunately he never came back…

October 19, 2018- Wigs invade Greece
Due to the advances in Rogaine technology, tupés worldwide rose up in a strike resulting in a widespread occupation of Greece. After their creation of a nation-state, the rogue wigs developed advanced robotic technology and were able to construct an army of robotic giraffes to take over all uninhabited parts of the world which surprisingly went quite unnoticed.